In Defense of Tobacco — The Faux Louvre pg254
Colorful companion to my memoir The Incompetent Psychic
3 min readMar 5, 2021
2005
I wanted a cigarette, but what I really needed was a more affordable way to smoke with fewer health risks. During the seven years between when I had stopped lighting up until the day my dog died I had gained sixty pounds. I just kept getting heavier and heavier for…