Oh crap I'm doomed. I own a little bit of property and am sort of a pagan (I'm superstitious. I say 'gods' as plural on the off chance that one of the thousands of them might be real). Also: any man wanting a woman my age is looking for a caregiver for his dotage (oh gods no thanks). I believe the best familiars are chihuahuas. Oh yeah, and childless... to say nothing about all those opinions. Thanks for a horrifying yet weirdly entertaining list.